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A webcomic about a 15 year old bisexual kid who is possessed by a demon eater. Go read it now.
“What’s your favorite webcomic?”
“Ghost eyes by mr circus papa.”
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To bundle one's family into the car, drive to a beauty spot and get out for a wander whilst the country is under lockdown rules. (Ideally after previously driving 260 miles across the country)
Me and the kids are off to the beach for an eye test.
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An eye-jam is a staring contest on steroids. Two combatants, usually dom and craig, lock into a dead stare into the depths of each others irises. Winner is determined by the first person to blink, look away or smile. While seeming mundane in its nature, excessive and/or extreme, perhaps even backwards, eye-jams can lead to deterioration of sight, lack of ability to see color, loss of depth perception, low self esteem (if youre dom), extreme gayness (again, if youre dom) and in some worst case scenarios, even paralysis or death.
Dom couldnt eye-jam his way out of a wet paper bag.
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The Eye Of The Phoenix is a source of Magic. It slowly drains the life force of the one who holds it burning away all strentgh and courage until nothing but death remains. This warning I give to you for I am the Eye of the Phoenix and all who stand in my path will slowly be abolished.
Hey guys I just used my The Eye Of The Phoenix to slowly drain the life force of the one who holds it burning away all strentgh and courage until nothing but death remains.
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Someone who is so good looking that you just want to box them up, bring them home, and enjoy in the comforts of your abode.
You: "Check her out. Girl at 3 o'clock."
Me: "Damn, now that is some eye dessert. I'm going to need a to-go box for her."
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Something or someone that grabs an eye and rapes it or rapes it by just watching you.
That man was considered an eye rapist because he raped a lot of eyes.
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When someone is made to see something that cannot be unseen. An assault on your sense of sight.
Sara left her computer unlocked, so Alex set up an eye assault by changing her homepage to meatspin.
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