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1) A person who abuses facebook by writing on numerous amounts walls, having long conversations on walls that should be done on MSN or facebook chat, playing games and doing quizzes. These people fill everyone's news-feeds and its very annoying.
2) As you sign into Facebook and go on your newsfeed, expecting to see stuff that actually concerns you. But you see that one Facebook whore who has commented on everything that they see and having petty conversations such as; I MISS YOU, OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. And no one cares, nor wants to see it!
3) Also known as an "Akki"
"DALIA! stop being such a Facebook Whore! We don't want to see your annoying conversions and shit."
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The act of creeping on facebook for any of multiple reasons. This could include trying to catch someone in a lie, obsessing over an ex or old friend, being bored late at night, or even literally STALKING. Almost anything one does can be considered facebook stalking while on facebook. The many things you can creep on include pictures, wall-to-walls, videos, information, recent friends, etc. To go even further, one may call this "creepbook stalking"
"Who is that?"
"I'm not sure i came across her album through my brothers cute friends tagged pictures."
"So you're facebook stalking..."
"basically."
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Talking to someone on facebook chat. Often used to talk to people by someone who doesn't have a texting plan or is over their limit. Quickly replaced IM
Sheila used up all her text message on her boyfriend so to talk to her friends she had to rely on facebook chatting them.
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obsessing about a facebook "friend", when in reality the other person is way out of your league and usually happily married.
Lisa: Yea, David wrote this really weird, intimate post on my facebook wall...he barely even knows me!!
Miss: ugh..he's totally facebook fantasizing about you...
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In the absence of good porn, logging on to facebook and masturbating to pictures of your more attractive "friends". Has proven to be more popular than porn for those lacking morals.
Facebook Quickies occur when careless people post provocative pictures.
"Dave is appearing offline because he doesn't want you to interrupt his Facebook Quickie"
"Sarah must want guys jackin' it to her image because she is wearing a bikini in almost all her pictures"
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When someone looks good on Facebook, but looks like crap in real life.
Jim: Man, that Jen girl is hot!
John: Nahh, she's only Facebook Hot man.
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A facebook minority is the person who comments on a large stream of comments made by one race, but is of another race themselves.
A common occurrence for a facebook minority:
Elizabeth Kim: cute pic!! ~~
Thomas Lee: lolwut is that richie in the background?
Richard Chang: stfu I was playing starcraft!
Yoohan Zhang: lol ur both n00bs
La'kwandah Jackson: YOOO maAamIi, dayum u lookin' hella good. !
Rachel Huang: ๆผขๅญไปฎๅไบค ! ! !
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