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Jane used to get good grades until she fell off the truck. Now she's locked away in the mental instition and eats her food through a straw all day.
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This is written on the edge of the dolime quarry cliff, its meant to be a bit of motivation for your pussy friends you bring there.
dude! just f***in jump, we just came all the way out here for this!!! you either free fall or die hard!!!
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Originally meant to describe someone rolling their ankle while wearing Dansko shoes, which have an unforgiving sole. Evolved to mean wearing any shoes too high and slipping, tripping, stumbling (drunk or not), falling, and rolling or breaking their ankle.
Girl, you better watch yourself before you fall off your Danskos and take out an entire table on the way down!
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To be extremely bored or unhappy with a situation, surroundings or people.
Im going to fall on the grenade in this fucking room.
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place with lots of skaters. and emos.
guy: hey wanna go to niagara falls, new york??
girl: sure but we beter watch out for the skaters and emos
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I think I'm falling for you. You are always on my mind and I can't shake the idea of you out of my head... You make me smile every time your name pops up on my phone, you make me laugh by saying the wierdest things, you have a perfect smile, its the best thing ever, you are absolutely perfect to me, you make me fall deeper and deeper everytime you text me, look at me, or just by being you... I am falling for you and I don't know what to do, what if I keep falling, but you don't catch me? Id hit the ground hard, and I would be broken forever... Im falling for you, will you catch me before I land?
person1: I think im falling for you will you catch me?
Person2: I'm right here baby
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The theory that when we accidentally drop an object (where ever we happen to be at the moment) it no doubt falls or rolls to the farthest, unreachable place. It is a mysterious theory that never fails to happen.
I was putting on my make up and my lipstick fell on the floor. Murphy's Far Falling Unreachable Theory kicked in because it was no where to be found. I had to hunt and excavate the room in order to finally find it behind the dresser under the rug.