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Five Minute Rule

When talking to someone of the opposite gender over some sort of electronic contraption, such as instant messaging, text messaging, or other alternate forms of communication, the rule states that if said person does not respond to a message in the time of five minutes, that they have either left, or are not paying attention to you. In most cases, this spells doom for relationships, but if your are talking to someone with a short attention span, this may be understandably excused with the necessary punishment of one minute of shunning.

Guy One: Dude, I was talking to that girl but she didn't respond for a few minutes so I used the five minute rule. I dont think she liked it.....

Guy Two: Yea, but its necessary to uphold justice in the social system....

by Artaxias September 8, 2009

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Five quick ones

a slap or hit, directed towards a particulary ignroant person

"shut your mouth or I'll give you five quick ones

by Vulcan43 October 8, 2008

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


five nights at freddy's

Five Nights at Freddy's is an indie point-and-click survival horror video game developed by Scott Cawthon. The game centers on the titular pizza restaurant Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, where the player must act as a night watch, defending themselves from possessed, animatronic animal characters by tracking their movement through the facility using security cameras.

Five Nights at Freddy's was first released via Desura on August 8, 2014. On August 20, 2014, after it was approved by the service's crowdsourcing platform Greenlight, Five Nights at Freddy's was also released via Steam. A port for Android was released on August 27, 2014 via Google Play Store.

The game was praised by critics for being a unique take on the survival horror genre, with a particular emphasis on its simplistic design, along with how its gameplay mechanics and aesthetics contributed to an overall feeling of fear and paranoia. Five Nights at Freddy's was the top-selling game on Desura for the week ending August 18, 2014, and the game became the subject of a number of popular "Let's Play" videos on YouTubeβ€”including one by Markiplier, who labelled it the "scariest game in years".

tl;dr A truly terrifying game about killer robots that won't stop raining hell on you until you're either dead or you make it to morning! It has five nights. FIVE DAMN NIGHTS. Don't forget to mention a damn sixth and seven night which are just nopes in themselves.

Five Nights at Freddy's makes Slender and SCP look like an educational game for little kids!

by Not a fuckface September 10, 2014

654πŸ‘ 220πŸ‘Ž


Five Iron Frenzy

the only band that matters, see skacore

Five Iron Frenzy's fans are the envy of almost every band today. They command loyalty and passion that few bands today see with their own followers.

by John October 26, 2003

77πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Five O'Clock Shadow

Stubble grown by dark haired men between the time in the morning they shaved, and the the time at night (usually around 5:00 PM) when it is noticeably growing back.

John looks like a mess, but it is mostly because of his five o'clock shadow.

by TangClock April 17, 2009

104πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Big Ol Five

On a scale from 1 to 5, 5 being most likely, how likely a female is to initiate sex.

Bill: you think I should ask out Jenny?
Larry: Damn right! And come prepared, that girl is a big ol five.

by Caperdude March 1, 2010

66πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


360 rubber-five

Celebratory and reminiscent of a hi five but sexual in nature; a sexual handshake properly performed on a female (usually) with vaginal entry of a penis encased in a condom and the giving partner rotating their penis through as much of 360 degrees as possible while inside the female's vagina. The 360 rubber-five is the crowning moment of their sexual relations and actually the sexual hi-five or handshake which celebrates the good sex just had by both.

A mind blowing sex session which culminates with a 360 rubber-five sexual "handshake".

by Sweet_Naiah July 21, 2008

18πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž