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When you shove your entire foot into a woman's vagina.
I gave Stefani an Alaskan foot warmer last night. She won't text me back.
The girl who wears impossible stilettos that eventually takes them off after 2 hours and walks barefoot. Resulting in you looking at dirty feet during sex.
That girl took her stilettos off on the way back from the club, so I had to deal with her safeway feet during sex. What a Dirty Foot Slut!
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A female denizen of the local trailer park. Often seen walking around barefoot outside of her trailer. Might be fuckable is you clean her up a little.
"Her? Oh, She's just an ol' dirty footed girl. Take her inside, give her a good scrubbin', she might be alright."
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When approaching the end of an anal sex session, find a nice light colored surface (ie linoleum, tile, wood), pull out and slap your chocolate covered meat down. This will leave a "muddy footprint".
Hey, did you see that sweet "muddy foot print" I left on the kitchen table?
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Widely known to smoke crack and meth all day and rob you your daddy and his penniless pops for all your worth.
He has been known to cause every noise you cannot explain. He also eats small children.
He already stole your bitch.
Warning: Very violent if he doesn't take his medication.
There is only one in existence and he is known to reside some where near 111 south.
Guy 1: "What the fuck was that noise?"
Guy 2: "Dunno, must be the Red-Footed Foxtrout kicking the shit out of your bitch."
Guy 1: "How the hell did he get in my house?"
Guy 2: "How the fuck should I know? He smokes crack...."
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the situation is now the opposite of what it was, especially because someone who was weak now has power
The shoe is on the other foot because he atcually passed the test. I did not know he could do that.
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The act of cumming on one’s own feet.
“Did you hear what John did?”
“Ya, he told me he had a ‘Greek foot bath’ this morning. What a weirdo.”
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