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penguin bar joke

adjective: used to describe a really bad punny joke

inspired by a chocolate bar called 'penguin bars' that have jokes and puns about penguins on their wrapper to amuse kids.

hey joe what do you call a kangaroo mixed with a sheep?

eh.. dunno what do you call it?

a WOOLLY JUMPER!!! hahaha

wow dude that was such a gay ass penguin bar joke. *walks away in disgust*

by mwuah xx March 06, 2009


Trunk telling Jokes

Refrenced to the "Knock Knock" jokes, When someone has there system up and its "knockin" on there trunk, thats when there trunk is tellin jokes.

D**n man, yo Trunk Telling Jokes!

by Dj Down South of the rap group Project X August 14, 2006


ya mam jokes

a joke used to effend some one that inclueds their mum used alot by chaves

ya ma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side e.g a ya mam jokes

by nmmmmmmmmm May 22, 2009


My Mom Jokes

A highly unusual method of including your own mother in the midst of an irrelevant conversation or arguement, therefore creating confusion among those whom you are having a conversation with.
May also be used to interupt another group's conersation

My Mom Jokes
Person 1:"I got a deadly new car! it's really fast"
Person 2:"My mom's really fast"
or
Person 1:"He's used to having balls in his mouth..."
Person 2:"My mom's used to having balls in her mouth"

by The T November 02, 2005


jokes are supposed to be funny

What people say when they refuse to admit that a joke went over their head.

Guy 1: "Wow, the song Africa by Toto is so good, there is a continent named after it!"
Guy 2: "Oh my god you're a fucking idiot. The song is named after the continent."
Guy 1: "Dude, it was a joke."
Guy 2: "Jokes are supposed to be funny."
Guy 1: "It's okay. You can admit that the joke went over your head."

by whatadickhead May 12, 2020


Bad joke flamingo

When someone tells a bad joke and out of nervousness and douche-bag-edness they put their elbow out to the side and nudge the person nearest them in hopes of nudging a laugh out of someone.

bob: "so then i said rectum, damn near killed em!" *bad joke flamingo*

by kyleacunningham March 04, 2008


bad joke alert

When sombody says a bad joke sombody else will come back with Bad Joke Alert to shoot down his awful joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cross to the other side!



Bad joke alert.

by J-lizzle June 20, 2005