Odin's travel tax

Clothes or jewelry you lose on a road trip.

"I can't find my earring. I guess it's Odin's travel tax now."

The Morgan Tax

When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice

When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.

Morgan: no

Taxi Tax

The fee or favor you charge your friends when you DD (designated driver). Usually in the form of taking said friends beer and/or snacks as “tax” for being his DD.

Friend 1: “Hey! Why are you eating my chips?”
Friend 2: “Taxi tax.”

Tax Fraud Ladz

A group of Shrek followers who have been around since the dawn of time. They are all very Green Screen.
Members:
Mark7899
Akippu
gummybearcheese1
Tribesman
Boxman Grandma Steve Harvey

No Deal Brexit

That vidton was quite clearly Mekonged by a memeber of the Tax Fraud Ladz.

Concord Tax

The price increase of PlayStation 5 consoles, games, and accessories in mid-2024 following the $400 million failure of Concord.

Q: Why does the PS5 Pro cost $700 with no disc drive?
A: The Concord tax.

fruit tax

To pay for something with a sent picture of a 🍉 or 🍑

I’m going to need a fruit tax

File taxes

To masterbate

Sometimes I File Taxes 7 times a week, twice a day