An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.
"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
a sausage with a feather in it
willy> whats for dinner mum?
ma> scotch goose
willy> wtf?
ma> a sausage with a feather in it
A day where a group of people eat a bunch of food at an over crowded lunch table
Did you hear it’s almost gooses day? Leilanis bringin the ginger bread cookies
trying something out or testing something. Another saying for "testing the waters".
I am flappin the goose with this new job I have.
A place where straight people are a minority and gays are to lonely to get laid
U looked in goose group lately?
Yea ethan fucked my nan again
When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".
Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."