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Hairy Hashbrowns

A fun name for especially hairy female genitalia.

Whoa, you are getting way too close to my hand with your hairy hashbrowns, back the eff up foo.

by McAwesomeSauce. May 17, 2011


Hairy Wiper

Rimming a wildly-unshaven butthole.

Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.

by kmikl September 4, 2021


Hairy wiper

Rimming a wildly unshaven butthole.

Due to the toilet paper shortage of 2020, the hairy wiper has become mainstream.

by Kickmyballsrealhard September 4, 2021


hairy shitfit

The act of freaking out. Its a shitfit but a bit worse because its more of a hairy situation that can't be controlled.

Oh god she's drunk again and having a hairy shitfit. God help us all.

by jimmybomm August 10, 2020


hairy pocket

Vagina

Howabout that hairy pocket tho

by notAllNames November 29, 2017


Hairy needles

Hairy needles is when your pubic hair gets caught in the foreskin of your penis causing your '3 millimeter defeater' to be in a state of uncomfortable cock torture.

Usually a sign that you should shave your pubes.

Homie1: Bro, is anyone coming, i need to sort out my 'hairy needles'

Homie2: your good feller, ill tell you if anyone's coming

Homie3: i hate 'hairy needles', its super uncomfortable.

by xXFurryNazi69420Xx October 28, 2021


big hairy monkey

macocne

look at that big hairy monkey over there eating someones cock

by bigdaddyamogussussydripballs May 24, 2022