Homecoming hammed

not, knowing how, to, use commas, properly, usually the result of drinking starting in middle, school, non,stop through hi,gh,scho,ol.

Most public re-education centers encourage Homecoming hammed as there is no educating happening only obedience training and progressive brainwashing of communist core (mislabeled commoncore).

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ham couch

Nobody really knows what it means, but it's not good. Insult perfection that completely bewilders the senses.

Me: "Marjorie Taylor Greene is an absolute ham couch."

MTG Supporter: "Well, you are... pshhh... you..."

MTG Supporters wife: "Honey, why don't say something?"

MTG Supporter: "I would, but what's a ham couch. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. Quick!"

Supporters wife: "Whatever it means, it isn't good..."

MTG Supporter to me: "Yeah... Yeah? Well, you're stupid!"

Me: "Whatever, ham couch."

Police: "What's the problem here?"

MTG Supporter: "He called me a ham couch!"

Police: "What does that even mean?"

MTG Supporter: "Well, hell, I don't know, but it's not good!"

Police to me: "You, knock it off."
Police to MTG Supporter: "And you, stop being such a ham couch."

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slammed ham

Tenderized lady parts.

Man, my girl last night had the best slammed ham west of the Mississippi.

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yam and ham

When something super dope just happened.

Similar to "Shake and Bake."

Brosef: Yo dog, I just got a new Bench PR!

Brosef's friend: Nice! I been makin' serious gains!

Brosef: Yam and ham!

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Ham Editor

A 100000000000000x better version of Hammer World Editor made by VOLVo, invented by saismee the pig.
It literally doesn't corrupt your maps like Hammer does, instead it maps for you!!
And the maps are beautiful, like sexy Jiafei products from China!

(Note: You do need to own Aperture Science Ham Labor to use this program)

A: YO did you hear about ham editor?
B: I don't want to live anymore...

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ham locker

A male or female asshole

I.e. I got Chris in his ham locker )asthma night

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Ham Wild

To go wild like a ham sandwich or smt i forgor

Doo doo head: That party was ham wild
Sex master: Thanks, now i know it was wild like a turkey sandwich
doo doo head: youŕe a moron

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