Don't have a hernia"

A humorous phrase that is used as a response to someone getting unnecessarily upset and overly dramatic in public over something small or insignificant . It is intended to point out to the person being dramatic that they are engaging in bad behavior and/or acting over the top and encourages them to chill out and laugh it off instead. It is a more humorous and laid back version of "calm down" or "it's not that big of a deal, relax."

Adolescents which were named Taylor Cornell, Analise Borgatti, and Augusta Melander invented this phrase in the year of 2004 stemming from an event they were involuntarily subjected to.

The event that triggered the phrase "don't have a hernia" unfolded when the English teacher, Mr. Carlyle, had a sudden mental meltdown when his usual white board marker ran out of ink while he was writing, which he responded to by dramatically yelling "I hate my life!" at the same time as he angrily threw the inkless whiteboard marker across the room, after which Mr. Carlyle then proceeded to firmly and with deliberate brute strength engaged in slapping himself across the face in front of the entire freshman english classroom who sat horrified in front of him...without even so much as an apology, laughing, or even explaining why he was so upset.

Person 1" I hate my life! Bobby hasn't texted me back!"
Person 2 "it's only been fifteen minutes until you texted him. "Don't have a hernia"!!!
*laughs together*

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have it your way

aidens a bitch for not answering my stories questions & he’s so fucking moody

“you’re always on my ass & fucking w me”

“okay fine, have it your way”

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Sweet lawd have mercy

When an older age man/men are/at a bar with young women and give off a very distinguished rapey vibe

Josh went to a bar and sweet lawd have mercy they were ripe

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Are you having fun yet?

Are you having fun yet? is what one of the five dudes who took turns spit-roasting me said as he was fucking my mouth.

I couldn't belive that he asked me "Are you having fun yet?"!

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have (pronounced: hay-v)

to hate/love someone to the extent that you desire to punch them in the face then kiss them. an often conflicting emotional attachment to a person that allows you to be royally fucked by them because you love them, and as a result, you want to destroy them.

"rocky, i have (pronounced: hay-v) you so much i want to slap your mouth then kiss it!"

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you have failed me

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.

You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.

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have sex with me bitch

The way of trying to force someone into having sex with you. Or in more modern terms, fucking you. If you use this phrase it could scare the person off, or make them more interested. Just don’t try this please-

Scared partner version: Y/N: Babe, HAVE SEX WITH ME BITCH. Partner: AHHH NOOOO NOT NOWW
The Interested Parter Version: Y/N: Babe, HAVE SEX WITH ME BITCH. Partner: Okay, when? Now? Later? Whenever you want~.

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