Post Her Up

The act of getting behind a woman and putting 1 leg up on an object that is higher than the ground, as to make her legs spread open from behind for easier leverage.

Yo Dawg, last night I was chillin with this chick and she was a freak, dawg. I post her up on a kitchen stool.

You wouldnt post her up, dawg? Tell me you wouldn't post it up! Real talk?

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nuzzle her muffin

Performing oral sex on an unshaved women. Can be trimmed or pruned. Not clean shaven. eating out eating at the Y

"I don't think she trims her pubic area." I don't care, I want to nuzzle her muffin!"

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salt her hoop

To gently sprinkle a ring of sea salt around a lady's belly button.

Salt her hoop:

Joe: hey did you hook up with Lauren last night?
Chad: Nah, I just salted her hoop and dipped. It was platonic.

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get her goat

code for getting it in

"Oh dude do you see her, i totally wanna get her goat!"
"yeah bro, not if i get her goat first."

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painting her tractor

The act of ejaculating on a female's dildo mid masturbation.

NOTE: Female must possess a massive bush.

Dude, I picked up this stripper last night, but she freaked when i started painting her tractor.

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dancing in her jammies

Happiness at someones eagerness and willingness to advance the democratic party by being active in politics.

She was dancing in her jammies to hear that Kathy is now the new democratic club secretary in her county.

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feeding her grapes

Telling a person what they want to hear although it may not be truthful.

He told her he loved her when he didn’t, he was feeding her grapes.

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