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As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert
Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.
An unspeakable sex act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
"Yeah man, we were getting wild last night and I gave her Canada's History!!"
If T-bills are low, blame the social programs and unfair competition (lower overhead) of Canada. In Canada's History, Stephen Colbert would like to remind you to put your pants back on.
A super beaver( OR a super vagina)
Canada's history? There's a such thing?!?
The act through which Stephen Colbert pwns the crappy studio apartment above America.
Holy crap! You just Canada's History -ed those socialists! Nailed 'em!
Failed magazine renaming because old name referred to PORN!
The Beaver was censored by search engines and renamed Canada's History.
A sex act, involving wearing moose antlers on one's head, while pouring maple syrup either into the anus or vagina, or in some cases both, excreting said maple syrup into the Stanley Cup and then orally ingesting the maple syrup from the Stanley Cup, and spitting it up into the air, in an attempt to fully cover the moose antlers.
Did you see that Canadian porno where those 2 chicks both did Canada's History? That was almost worse than 2 girls 1 cup.