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A song which made me cry. Spongebob and Gary are family forever.
"Gary come home." *starts sobbing*
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An amazing new metalcore band from southern California. Also reffered to as AACH.
They have an amazing cover of the song tik tok by ke$ha.
Guy 1: hey did you hear An Abyss Called Home is playing at chain reaction next week?
Guy 2: seriously? Those guys kick ass!
Guy 1: are you down to go?
Guy 2: yeah but I better see you slam dancing in the pit or else you aren't my friend anymore
Guy 1: dude... Harsh...
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(a.k.a. Home Shitty) Is an ice delivering company based out of Ohio. The trucks are over 30 years old and have a top speed of 35 mph, uphill. The ice buggies and pallet jacks never work and the ice stacks always tip over. If your ice pallet tips, it's tradition to drive home without telling anyone, leaving the mess for everyone else to clean up. It's company policy that if you damage any of the customers property, you must immediately flee the scene. The manager is half giant and the mechanic is missing half his teeth. They both smoke a pack of cigarettes daily, but are chill (pun intended) and don't really give a shit for their customers.
Home City Ice conversation ex.
Person 1: "Did you hear about that truck that got stuck under the Battle Creek Bridge?"
Person 2: "LMAO yea that was my coworker, he got fired."
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(from stay-at-home mom) A man-child who exhibits the following traits:
-does controlled substances
-never allows more than 900 seconds to pass between tobacco cigarettes (during the sleeping hours, he must get up at least twice during an 8 hour period to burn one)
-bums money off of his friends and never pays them back
-the inability to hold a job for more than 40 hours
-lives with his parents after the age of 30
-gets checks from the government and spends 75 percent or more on cigarettes, lottery, or alcohol
-spends endless hours instant messaging women to try to pick them up for romantic purposes
-when having a beverage at home, uses a fresh cup for each drink and never helps with just the dishes that he himself created
-attracts alcoholic friends like a rare earth neodymium magnet, especially one who modified himself (cutter) while under the influence
-never puts CDs/DVDs back in their cases...discs last an average of 48 hours before noticeable scratches form
-always looking for a handout
-performs deliberate premeditated installation of spyware onto the PC that is loaned to him / uninstalls Firefox in favor of Internet Explorer
-leaves cigarette burn lines (yes lines, not holes) in the carpet
-listens only to modern rap narratives and goth-death-metal and must listen to it at 80 dBa at 1 meter
-thinks every risk (like spending $20 on a single scratch ticket) will turn out rosy, no matter how far fetched
George Costanza has some of the traits of a stay-at-home son.
One of my legacy friends has all of the above traits of a stay-at-home son.
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When a guy is really quick in bed
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When you should only be getting to third base, but based on your skill, luck or some mistake, you get laid.
Girl: Wow, 5 seconds. Is that it?
Boy: Yeah, in the park home run. Sorry.
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Wow, I totally wasn't expecting to get laid.
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The one brother, out of a set of twins, who stays at home on his ass all day while the other one goes and and earns a living. Similar to a trophy wife.
Charlie just sits at home while Thomas wakes up everyday and goes to work. Charlie is a stay at home brother.
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A made up term used by Midwestern folks. Generally used when stumbling over words to cover up a general lack of cool names.
"Hey, I like that jacket... Home Cheese!"
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