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To go and do a poo.
After having a big feed of pancakes for breakfast, you may feel like you need to fart, only to realise that there is more to it than just wind. So, you can use this expression to politely excuse yourself from the room without having to go into details of your need for sudden releif..
"Excuse me, I have to do an early morning pancake fart."
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When you can't make pancakes and you're all out of waffles...
Dave: Shit, shit, shit! I should have worn a condom last night. I doubt that hoe was on the pill.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
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When your girlfriend is just waking up, usually in the morning, and hasn't put on make up or done her hair yet. She thinks she looks ugly but you fall in love all over again.
Usually accompanied By no bra or panties and your t shirt and sweat pants.
I was snap chatting with my girl this morning, damn I missed her beautiful ugly morning face.. I need to move to the pas pronto.
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When you take a morning shit while eating your breakfast
(As popularized by h3h3Productions)
"Can I use the bathroom dude?"
"Sorry man I'm doing my Good Morning and God Bless"
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The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit.
The term was started by the Youtube celebrities Ethan and Hila Klien while making a skit for their video, Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3).
Hila-"Come on Ethan you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes!"
Ethan-"I'm doing my good morning god bless Hila it's going to take at least another 10 minutes"
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to literally anyone who actually “participated” on “Furry Killing Day” on December 20th, forcefully has to morn for the loss of the innocent person they killed on December 22st. Rather it be irl or in a game.
“haha loser you killed them, now you gotta commit to Morn loss of the Furries day rather you like it or not and go to fucking jail, take the L.”
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One day in a foreign land a gaelic gladiator stood upon a hill green as emeralds. He simply rung his bell three times and screamed on the top of his lungs "Ding Ding Ding, Top of morning!!!!" His scream was so loud he made his neighbors go deaf and the subreddit r/jacksepticeye was formed. Today the gaelic gladiator resigns in brighton and goes by the name Seán. His legend lives on in our hearts and 24 million people now know of his call.
"Ding Ding Ding Top of Morning!" screamed Sheila trying to wake up her parents.