reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Basically a Kite(A Jew) but in a not as harsh or racist way

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Did you do the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of my shirtless jew sand-which?

Did you ask the kite for the lab data?

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Powder Room Muff

A variety of the Power Muff, the Powder Room Muff is a woman’s bush that spans over the labia majora, taint, anus and bottom. It is an intermediate level bush that is less cumbersome than the Gorilla Muff, yet still covers the erogenous zones thoroughly enough that one might feel as though they must trek through a forest in order to get to the ladybits which it shields. The Powder Room Muff derives its name from the complication that it creates for maintaining socially acceptable cleanliness standards following trips to the powder room. Those who choose to sport this muff should carry their own wet wipes at all times, else be warned that they are likely to walk around like an old dog with piss and shit matted to their crotches.

Who pissed in your cornflakes?

Boo Boo, when she stuck her dirty Powder Room Muff in my face this morning.

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fat cat in a room

fat cats are found under ur bed when u go to sleep they like to nibble on ur toes.

I like fat cat in a room it tastes good

kid: wakes up* OMG WHY DO I HAVE NO FEET

fat cat in room: meows sexyly

kid: *looks under bed get snatched*

gal's locker room

The place all men want to be in. the holiest of grails.

The gal's locker room is hawt

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Room for Cream

When you chug some of your bottled drink (soda, juice) and pour alcohol into it before going out.

Dude: Can't bring beer? GUESS I'LL LEAVE ROOM FOR CREAM

Room For Cream

A person of color who dates white people

A white person may ask of an attractive person of color,

" Do you think they have room for cream?"

The Mud Room Feeling

Sometimes in life you get a feeling, a feeling you can’t describe. It makes you feel safe, and content, it brings you ease. You know that this is meant to be. You have found it. The stars have aligned, everything around you sudddenly makes sense. You have found the mud room feeling.

I walked in and knew it was the house, I just felt the mud room feeling