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When you continually tell yourself that you are going to do something productive with your day, but you find something interesting on the internet and then something else. Then you look at the clock and you've wasted your whole day.
James made a to-do list, he then got on his computer and was sucked into the internet vortex, achieving nothing on his to-do list.
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*dan leans into screen* hi. my name is *cups hands* dan
dan howell’s first youtube video
whenever dan is shown hello internet, he cringes
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When you start searching the internet for one thing and end up looking at a series of unrelated things, usually culminating in browsing memes or that "one weird trick" you didn't know you needed to complete your life.
Me: "Hey Amy, what'cha doing?"
Amy: "Browsing the internet."
Me: "You've been on the computer for three hours! I think somebody is experiencing some Internet drift! I'm just sayin."
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Phrase describing a factitious overage given by a man about the size of his penis. In general internet inches adds two or more inches onto the real size of the penis.
Janet: Hey Tommy. Do gay men do the same thing? I'm getting frustrated.
Tommy: About what?
Janet: I started dating this guy I met online and we finally decided to have sex last night. He told me at least 10 times during our dating that he was the "8 incher"...
Tommy: It was six, right? You just gotta love those internet inches.
Janet: Oh so they do it in the gay community too...
Tommy: Dahling....men are men...whether gay or straight..*laughs*
lie untruth plus two
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An internet-personality archetype of a person who is easily baited by trolls. Typically the internet ninny will be well convinced of his or her own bad-assery, yet the moment that someone comes along with the black sense of humor the internet requires of its citizens, they come unglued. The internet ninny is notorious for dramatic textual outbursts even in reaction to obviously fabricated insults about their real life status, family, appearance or gaming skill. The internet ninny will also, more often than not, attempt to rally other ninnies or the equally dreaded internet white-knight to come to his/her defense.
The internet ninny is incapable of bowing out of any argument, no matter how trivial, unless they do so in a dramatic fashion that they expect will inspire guilt or support from other denizens of the interwebs.
A common argument for the internet ninny is "Some things are too sacred to be made fun of" and "he really hurt my feelings." Neither is true, but the internet ninny loves to bullshit.
Internet ninnies are masters of TMI in regards to personal matters which typically bear no relevance to the discussion - due to the fact that it is on the internet - and land where nothing should be taken seriously - for one, and furthermore because no one really cares.
This will take place between two almost-strangers:
Internet troll: "Your mom has a sweet ass. I know from experience."
Internet Ninny: "My mom died three months ago and I'm still really broken up about it..."
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A person whose life is on the internet for everyone to see and tries acting like a hoe over their social media’s.
Bryanna is such an internet slut, she’s so annoying!
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Mutual agreement between two parties that met from a social platform to perform conception through mailing the male product to the female.
I met a guy online from around the world and we are agreeing to have an internet baby.
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