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When you’re hanging with your buddy at an olive garden and proceed to shove every single breadstick into their anus and pull them out and eat every single one
Person 1: Why was Dylan so happy last night
Person 2: He went out to eat last night with Tyler and got a Italian Brun Special
When you're fucking a girl in the ass while pulling her hair and yell another girls name and see how long you can hold on before she throws you off.
Last night I was having sex with my girlfriend and pulled the Italian bull
A sexual position where one person hangs and swings back and forth like a chandelier, chanting "Bella Ciao," while the other person engages in intercourse with them. Not for the faint of heart, the Italian Chandelier is a bold testament to creativity in the bedroom.
"What's your favourite position?"
"The Italian Chandelier"
A culinary game of chance where you mix premium Italian pasta with mystery pasta discovered in the darkest depths of your pantry or even the neighborhood bin shed. The result is a dish that could either transport you to the piazzas of Rome with its exquisite taste or send you on a flavor adventure that rivals a rollercoaster ride.
Side Effects May Include:
Pasta Time Warp: You might find yourself temporarily fluent in Italian or spontaneously humming opera arias.
Sudden Chef Syndrome: After consumption, you might feel an overwhelming urge to critique the cooking techniques of famous chefs on TV.
Spaghetti Serendipity: Occasionally, you may discover a hidden talent for culinary innovation, inventing new pasta shapes or sauces that defy culinary logic.
Parmesan Paradox: Your fridge may suddenly overflow with an inexplicable surplus of Parmesan cheese, causing a delightful yet mysterious phenomenon.
Carbonara Confusion: You might start debating passionately with friends about the "authentic" way to prepare carbonara, even if you've never been to Italy.
Feeling adventurous, Chris decided to play Italian roulette for dinner—he mixed some gourmet fettuccine with a questionable bag of pasta he found near the bin shed. Now he's convinced he can speak fluent Italian and has an inexplicable craving for more Parmesan cheese!
The act of being stuffed like a tortilla by an Italian male.
His Italian sausage stuffed my quesadilla last night. I had my first italian quesadilla
The act of cutting one's penis very slightly so it bleeds but not too much, swinging it around so it's fully red, and then continuously beating it with a hammer so it's flat and resembles a Matador's flag.
My dad did the Italian Matador, I miss him.
An equitable alternative for "Columbus Day" that acknowledges Italian and Indigenous people.
Today we celebrate Italian and Indigenous Day (I&IPD).
It's not Columbus Day, it's Italian and Indigenous People Day!