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Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.

When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."

by manjoseph January 21, 2022


Josue Jean Paul

1.Normal; Modern Day sex symbol
2. Honest man

Woman: wow your friend is really hot!
Man: And honest.

Both: What Josue Jean Paul!

* Both wets thier pants*

by NotJeanPaul December 20, 2017


Jean Syndrome

A psychological disorder found typically in young adults, whereby the sufferer is of a dilutional opinion that he or she works harder than any other human.
This syndrome usually manifests itself when the affected individual is employed for the first time in their life.
Dilutions may be controlled by rigorous reinforcements of reality by the sufferers' friends or family.

Craig was diagnosed with Jean Syndrome after starting his job as an internal auditor at his new firm.

by Draco Jihad Malfoy November 10, 2017


ava jean dickey

the most amazing and beautiful girl anyone has ever met. all the girls are jealous of her. she’s got the most beautiful body anyones ever seen. she’s the sweetest most caring girl ever. you’ll fall in love with her quickly.

“god, ava jean dickey is the best girlfriend i’ve ever had and i want to spend the rest of my life with her

by maxipad90411 May 05, 2022


Guys in White Jeans

This, by law, makes you into butt stuff

Oh, look at Braden wearing his white jeans” “Guys in White Jeans are definitely into butt stuff

by BradensWhiteJeans February 12, 2020


Skinny jeans

Let’s be real, they are the best jeans. They’re comfortable, stylish, and make your ass look amazing. The only issue is that sad divorced men in their 30s tend to wear them.

Ramones wore skinny jeans because they were cool (the pants AND the band)

by RyGuyHill February 13, 2023


Skinny Jeans

Shit everyone can see your boner

1: Everyone can see my boner
2: It's cause your wearing Skinny Jeans

by TheApyrOfficialAccount April 09, 2019