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When you lay a girl on her back, hold her legs up by the ankles and push her legs away from each other with great force until you can hear her hips crack.
Then you break her like crab legs!
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When a guy grabs the head of his dick in one hand and his nutsack with the other hand, pulling them in opposite directions to simulate the look of a chicken leg, or drumstick.
I asked the bitch what she wanted to eat. She said chicken, so I showed her my chicken leg and told her to chow down.
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Person 1: You know, who's bow-legged?
Person 2: No, who?
Person 1: Jensen Ackles
Person 3: But he's hot
Person 2: Yes
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When some1 has a good lookin' set of legs
That dude is better than me, he got a set of playboy legs.
These playboy legs sure do cum in hand
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When a man's erect penis is crooked.
"This guy I was with last night had a broken leg in his boxer briefs!"
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when you are having sex and you are so good that when she orgasms her leg starts going out of control as a dogs does when it is petted in a certain spot
Guy 1: Dude! last night was awesome.
Guy 2: Really? What happened?
Guy 1: Ok. so I met this girl and when we were doing the dirty deed she got the doggy leg!
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