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Pond life

Pond life is a term mainly used by London blokes to decribe scum. Pond life could be a family shacked up in a cold smelly flat with the mum bed ridden, the man out of work and spending his benefits on cheap value beer and cannabis whilst 7 kids run around aimlessly smashing windows and swearing. They will probably have a pit bull for a dog who never gets walked and has actually experianced the effects of heroin. They will undergo there 'weekly' shop very rarely and will gather as less goods to merely survive.

Dave: You alrite steve,
Steve: Yeh mate just see fucking whats name.
Dave: Who?
Steve: Wayne Roberts?
Dave: Oh not that cunt, last time i heard he was shacked up on smack with a fat state for a bird.
Steve: Not wrong mate , proper pond.
Dave: Yeh proper pond life.

by Thomas Graham Alexander January 19, 2009

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MY LIFE

That is the question you will ask everyday but get no answer till your days are done.

Why am I here? Don't ask just live My Life

by Nea151rum February 3, 2010

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pro-life

Politically correct label that applies to people who oppose a woman's right to chose. The choice of words, 'pro-life', suggests that the people who don't agree with them are 'pro-death' and therefore bloodthirsty babykillers.
Using the 'pro-life' label allows those who are described by it to do the following:
-Avoid any rational debate
-Advocate the murder of doctors who perform abortions
-Walk around with pictures of dead babies
-Never have to point out that they have never been in a predicament that would have them consider abortion (extreme poverty, rape...)
-Live in a fantasy world where abortionist kill babies as a hobby in satanic rituals
-Speak God's name in vain

-Hello, I'm Michael, 'I'm pro-life'.
-Really? well that's nice, death sure is overrated.
-Wanna look at my pictures of mutilated babies?

by James LeGroove December 26, 2005

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meaning of life

meme

Religious Guy: What is the meaning of life?
Random internet guy: Meme

by IWDFCC August 21, 2018

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life-flighted

(verb) to be evacuated from an emergency scene by an helicopter air ambulance.

To get the child immediate medical attention, he was life-flighted to Memorial Hermann Hospital.

by nonprofitleader May 12, 2015

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life in a can

something or someone that is amazing, that makes your life better. something or someone that is the highlight of your life. so unbelievable that it may blow one's mind.

chloe efrn is life in a can

by alaughadaykeepsthedoctoraway January 26, 2010

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Fucked For Life

Being fucked for life means being fucked for ever and ever, without intermittent periods of not being fucked.

'The Landlord's daughter is fucked for life'
'Why?'
'She's slept with two of her dad's tenants.'

by ntfckdfrlf March 22, 2010

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