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A person, most likely calle Rowan, who only plays merci in the game "Overwatch".
A: Wow look at that player´s career profile
B: I know he´s such a merci main
when someone’s being annoying you say “wanna get ur main bitch taken?”
bro 1: man fuck you
bro 2: you wanna get ur main bitch taken?
bro 1: *silent*
A shitty school but somehow the best in the area. The principal is a douche and the vice principal looks like big bird. The students are the worst, the pretty ones are bitches, the ugly ones think they’re the shit. There’s furrys, nic fiends, and there’s only a few okay people.
“Hey don’t you go to Maine-Endwell Middle School/MEMS?”
“Unfortunately”
“Didnt the 7th grade math teacher have a relationship with one of his students?”
“Yup”
These bitches want her cookies in real life, they want free diabetes
Person 1: I main pearl in brawl stars
Person 2: take a shower and go eat some cookie you no lifer
Hey were "pearl mains" We rarely go outside and have diabetes
When your Girlfriend or sexual partner squirts in bed without warning.
"Hey Babe, why is it so wet down there" "Sorry love I was bursting a water main"
Rubbing buckets of melted butter up and down your girlfriends back until she gets pissed and slaps you with a lava lamp.
"How did Jeff die?"
"Kelly gave him a Maine Lava Lamp."