Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

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Pathetic Beta Male

Only hecking retards that play Fortnite can be called this derogatory term.

Pewdiepie: What do you think I am? Some kind of Pathetic beta Male?

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male dope whore

A guy who will sleep with any rachet female for even the smallest amounts of meth.

You cant trust him enough to date him, he'll cheat for a 1/2 gram. He is nothing but a male dope whore .

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SIGMA MALE

Me and Josh

Me and josh are sigma males

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Sigma Male

An absolute chad of a human smacks women left and right has at least ten bitches hoping on his dick disrespects women and is prowd.

That Sigma Male just fucked your mom and sister.

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androgynous-male

A male of indeterminate sex, or whos name is Neil.

You're the epitome of an androgynous-male Neil!

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Alpha Male

The Alpha Male of the group of people you are with at the time is decided by who has the biggest hands. This is a more appropriate way of deciding alpha male instead of everybody deciding whose dick is bigger. And in this case, females can be alpha male (but very unlikely)

Charles, Adam, Tony, and Jeff are all hanging out. Jeff has the biggest hands out of everyone with him, therefor he is the current alpha male.

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