James: I'm hosting a party
Tim: Yeah sick, how big we talking here?
James: Huge, gonna be a National Socialist Party
Tim: Oh shit, it's bouta get litty tonight
National Suck Day Begins every May 20th. On this special day, you get to ask any girl to suck you off and if she says no, you are legally required to slap her.
Hey girl, its national suck day. Now suck or get the glock
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the first day of a epic discord opened to the public with over 10k members as of right now celebrated in
August 8th
chad: Omg its national mudalads day!
normie whats that?
chad: its when a cum server opened
National jack day is every Tuesday of every month. It is the day you hang out with your Jack.
Daughter: “Oh my gosh mom it’s national jack day!”
Mom: “I’m so happy for you! Have fun hanging out with jack!”
Everyone has to wear footie pajamas and act like babies for the day
Hi dude
Goo goo ga ga
Why are you wearing pajamas
It is national baby day
November 15 is a day to appreciate all your bestest friends. And spend quality time with them.
I’m so glad we became friends, you are amazing to me and always find a way to make me smile. Happy national besties day!!
Every year on March 30th, every “Ross” will be recognized. The name “Ross” does not get enough attention, so I declare one day out of the year, be dedicated to every person named “Ross”