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When you take raw chicken skin and put hot sauce on it and masturbate with it around your penis.
I didnt get any last night so I decided I would please myself with some Alabama Kickin Chicken.
A sexual maneuver that requires you to take your cousin/sister out for a Taco Bell lunch, then take them to a secluded area and fuck her in the ass at the exact time she has fiery liquid diarrhea. right before you ejaculate, pull out, quickly shove your dick into her vagina and efficiently use your load to shove the hot ass liquid in.
Dude, I gave Ashley an Alabama Shit Syringe last night and my dick hole is still burning!
When you 69 with your cousin.
Me and Celia, Phyllis' kid on ma's side, made an Alabama Yin Yang in the barn yesterday.
When the female (preferably your cousin) cuts a slice at the edge of the penis and dips it into her Bemis brand toilet. After, the female sneezes all over the already moist penis and puts rubber bands all around it until it starts to turn purple. The male then jerks off and jizzes into the Bemis brand toilet and leaves it in there for about 2 weeks.
Bobby: I just met up with my cousin, Marie Sue, and I gave her the ol' Alabama Bemis Slash!
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record
When you take a shit on your friends floor, then proceed to goomba stomp it.
“Why is there shit sprayed all over the living room”
“Oh Jason came Alabama Coon Stomped that room, be careful where you step”
When 6 black are in a circle and one white guys in the middle and the black guys proceed to shit on the white guy and turn him black.
Hey last night me and the boys (gabe, jonah,DJ,orly,daniel,and nick) gave troche an alabama mud dog. He is so black you can't even see him in the light.
When two guys have a sword fight with their penises and the loser has to get sex change surgery and get impregnated by the winner, mimicking the behaviour of pseudobiceros bedfordi.
I lost an alabama sword fight against my friend and have to get sex change surgery.