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Essentially, the Splooge and Boot is when a man is receiving pleasure from a lady, whatever it is he is receiving, and then splooges. He then proceeds to somehow get rid of the woman. This because he splooged and was satisfied and now wants to go about his daily routine, whatever it may be. The man received his satisfaction and has now lost interest in the woman, it happens. Some people just loose their willingness to go on and so they go for the boot. For you see, some men do not want to spend hours cuddling or talking to the girl. THEY JUST WANT TO SPLOOGE. Therefore, using all of his cunning the man attempts to get rid of the girl using either a real excuse i.e. “I have a dinner in a half hour and I must get there early so that I can help out.” or just a lousy but understandable one i.e. “You know, I have guests out there maybe I should go out and keep them company just to make sure they’re doing alright”. This is pretty much the major benefit of the Splooge and Boot, that you have gotten rid of the woman and you are now free to do as you please. You can now play Xbox, watch TV, play guitar, go to the driving range, cook a 5 course meal or build a fort made of pillows. The sky is the limit.
David: Hey Gregoire, did you hear? Tony performed the Splooge n' Boot on a lady once again!
Gregoire: That is simply unbelievable. How could one individual possess such incredible tagging of splooging and booting??!!
David: I know right!
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Style of pants made out of blue jean fabric that skims the thigh and has a slight flare at the leg opening : to balances proportions and give the illusion of making your legs look longer.
Those boot cut jeans make your legs look great, even without heels on you look taller.
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A gay boy who has fallen into the icky trend of boot wearing, as in, UGG boots, or Coach boots.
My gay friend Billy bought a pair of tan uggs, what a puss in boots.
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1. Boots that are worn during sexual intercourse with sheep. This occurs when you follow or run a sheep up a hill so they "BAHHH"ck up into you.
Tony: I'm going out to "take care" of the sheep, I'll be back in a little while.
Chris: Better wear your sheep fucking boots!
Tony: Good idea!
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To get dressed up to the nines and head out for a night on the town
'Aiite fella, get yourself all Gucci'd up. Tonight we're gonna suit it n' boot it!'
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SHOOK!!!!!!
SHE JUST TOLD ME THE TEA!!!!!
PRESSED ABOUT THE NEWS
DILEMMA
BRUH HE REALLY DID THAT??? I'M SHAKING IN MY BOOTS SIS!!
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A loose, worn out, sloppy pussy.
I bet that road whore's pussy is loose as a wet leather boot.
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