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A turd so large in diameter that it feels like it's coming out of you the size of a beverage can of the 12-oz variety. It usually looks pretty big too and don't feel too great either!
The day after I ate that whole XL-Pizza with Double Extra Cheese, I was taking a dump when I thought my brown-eye was gonna rip open from the size of the turd I was trying expel. It felt like someone had shoved a pop can up my ass and it was kinda stuck there. When the marathon session was over I looked into the toilet and saw the monster I had created. Lesson learned. I never wanna make a Pop Can Poop again!
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When a mans penis is as wide as a soda can, but not long enough to reach the bottom. Synonymous with choad.
"Man, what a short, fat dick."
"Yeah, back where I'm from, we call that a pop can charm"
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How you feel when having sex with a woman who has a really loose vagina.
"I couldn't touch the sides, i felt like the last hotdog in the can"
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Exactly what is sounds like. A gas can full of alcohol. A normal mix is considered Regular unleaded but an extra strong mixer would be considered Premium.
Gerry got everyone messed up when he mixed a half gallon of rum with 6 liters of coke in a gas can to create a gas can of booze.
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Used as a insult to show not only anger, but that you also think they might have a can o cocks in the fridge proving their feminity.
It could also be, literally a can o cocks.
Maltby, You suck....go eat a can o cocks asshole.
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Used when asking a group of people if you can take a hit off their bong, pipe, or joint.
Group of people are circled around smoking some ganja.
Guy 1 walks up to the group and asks,
Guy 1: "Hey, Can a nigguh play?"
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Initially synonymous with industrious, now defined as 'Willing to lie about what's feasible and what's not in order to gain a competitive edge.' See also 'Suck-up' and 'Shitty Implementation'.
Manager: 'Will the new system be able to deliver streamlined accountancy functionality in rigorously flexible capacity according to our shareholders' needs?
Sales rep: 'Yep.'
M: 'Will it synergise our block transfer mechanism and the coffee machine?'
S: 'Yep'.
M: 'Can it shit rainbows?'
S: 'Yep. Marshmallows too.'
M: 'I like it. I like your can do attitude. I like it because I want my computer to shit rainbows and YOU can do that.'
S: 'Yuuuup.'
2 weeks later there was a fire. Emergency services determined that it was caused by peeps melting into the CPUs of every computer in the office. 3 men died.
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