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Horny Fall Syndrome

This is when high schoolers gain an insane amount of hormones and attraction to the opposite gender in the early months of the school year. This is most likely due to the lack of them during their summer recess.

Damn, my friend has horny fall syndrome, he can't stop going after girls.

by AnthonyTree September 10, 2018


horny laundry basket

something that is horny and likes laundry baskets, this can also be used as a comeback e.g your a horny laundry basket. this word isn’t used as often as it should be as its a good word to say instead of “damn” or “shit.”

jack: hey there jim
jim: hi, i don’t like you
jack: your a horny laundry basket

by h.s — so uno it’s me ;) October 17, 2019


National Horny Month

May is National Horny Month. During this time anyone can ask anyone for sexual content such as nudes or other actions. It's basically national horny day but for a month.

Hey dog is it National Horny Month yet? I'm trynna get some free onlyfans nudes lmao

by infamousnavi April 16, 2020

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miso-horny soup

A modern variation of the traditional Japanese miso soup to which Spanish fly is added as an aphrodisiac.

When Keiko and I went to our favorite sushi restaurant for lunch last week, I encouraged her to try the miso-horny soup.

Less than two hours later, she was practically ripping my clothes off.

by whimzzical June 25, 2010

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horny old man

1. A perverted old man living in his mother's basement. He does not have the decency to take a clean shower and spends his worthless days watching pr0n and browsing 4chan. He often tried to fit with the nerds on the internet by attempting to stay "hip" and "fresh".

2. A pedophile above the age of 65.

3. Your dad.

John: This guy wants to add me on Facebook, but he 72 years old!
Mary: It's probably some horny old man. Ignore him.

by DreadedCo April 4, 2010

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Horny as a red deer

When someone is extremely horny all the time and constantly wants to have sex.

"I can't believe your roommate is at it for the 5th time tonight."
"Yeah, he's horny as a red deer."

by PantsOffLegsOut September 13, 2016

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International-Horny-Day

The International-Horny-Day is the international version of national horny day falls on the 18th of April. It is the day that anyone can ask anyone for lewd/horny stuff and should be granted some.

A: Hey, it's International-Horny-Day, wanna send me some pics?
B: Huh? Wasn't that like two days ago?
A: No, that was national horny day, today is international horny day.
B: Oh, I see, ya sure have some.

by tossaddict April 18, 2020

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