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the three main characters from the adventure zone balance arc. it is made up of magnus burnsides: the human fighter, taako (pronounced like taco): the wizard elf, and merle highchurch: the dwarven cleric.
the tres horny bois tricked garfield the deals warlock into giving them the flaming poisoning raging sword of doom.
May is National Horny Month. During this time anyone can ask anyone for sexual content such as nudes or other actions. It's basically national horny day but for a month.
Hey dog is it National Horny Month yet? I'm trynna get some free onlyfans nudes lmao
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A modern variation of the traditional Japanese miso soup to which Spanish fly is added as an aphrodisiac.
When Keiko and I went to our favorite sushi restaurant for lunch last week, I encouraged her to try the miso-horny soup.
Less than two hours later, she was practically ripping my clothes off.
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1. A perverted old man living in his mother's basement. He does not have the decency to take a clean shower and spends his worthless days watching pr0n and browsing 4chan. He often tried to fit with the nerds on the internet by attempting to stay "hip" and "fresh".
2. A pedophile above the age of 65.
3. Your dad.
John: This guy wants to add me on Facebook, but he 72 years old!
Mary: It's probably some horny old man. Ignore him.
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When someone is extremely horny all the time and constantly wants to have sex.
"I can't believe your roommate is at it for the 5th time tonight."
"Yeah, he's horny as a red deer."
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The International-Horny-Day is the international version of national horny day falls on the 18th of April. It is the day that anyone can ask anyone for lewd/horny stuff and should be granted some.
A: Hey, it's International-Horny-Day, wanna send me some pics?
B: Huh? Wasn't that like two days ago?
A: No, that was national horny day, today is international horny day.
B: Oh, I see, ya sure have some.
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horny twisha is the last stage of horniness on that stage your pants just burst with cum........your room floods with all the load....you moan louder than ever.......and you wanna fuck the next person you see regardless of the sex
me: yo dude i was so horny twisha last night that i accidentally fucked your mom
friend: you did what?!
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