wank-rolling

The out-of-game act of rolling dice to resolve the abilities of your RPG character in imagined hypothetical scenarios. Poor rolls are disregarded as “that wouldn’t” happen, while good rolls grant a fleeting feeling of success. The act inevitably leaves one tapped out and unsatisfied.

Also applies to “testing” your Smashammer Space Marine Captain vs. any number of Xenos elite units.

“After my Wizard learned Fireball, I spent the whole week-end wank-rolling him wiping out orc lairs! I’m so pumped for tonight’s game, I could cast a Fireball RIGHT NOW!”

jiffy roll

The dingleberry in ur taint forms from the pancake batter from the ball powder and turns from a dingleberry to a jiffy roll after few days of not showering taking on the color of peanutbutter

I just pulled a jiffy roll out of my taint hairs smells like a hooker after taco tuesday and bukkake night that sat in the sun baking in my own body juices

parker rolls

The rolls of fat that come over the waist line in the back. Similar to puffy bread rising.

Look at the Parker rolls on that guy, almost covers his waist band.

done a rolls

The act of leaving your friend in mortal peril, for your own personal gain and/or safety. One of the most cowardly acts a man can commit. Often leads to the scoundrel in question taking his or her own life under overwelming sense of guilt.
A dispicable act of cowardice shamed upon in almost all cultures except american indians and the animal kingdon

Clive: rudes are coming to fight us lets run (dashes off)

Nigel: too late (stays and gets pounded on the floor) ......save mee

Clive: (dashes like lingford christie on steroids and breaks the world record 500m sprint)

Nigels: (last breath) ffs hes done a rolls........

roll a fifth

Rolling a blunt with 5gs of weed in it

Aye he just rolled a fifth.
Stop fucking around and roll a fifth.

point-roll

A poker player who plays online poker tournaments using Frequent Player Points (FPPS) accumulated through playing cash games. Players who play using solely FPPS are practicing no-rolling

Pokerstars has FPPs and Full Tilt Poker has FTPs. FTP tournaments are often satellites to higher tournaments.

"Warren lost his bankroll, and is now point-rolling until his next paycheck comes in"

Angus Roll

The transitional roll of the duck-beak to a closed-fist inside a vagina or anus.

Hey Brah, Last night I was having sex with Hannah and managed to give her a good solid Angus Roll.