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dude: *walks into a party high*
other people: haha whatup high guy
dude: nm whats good
Some one that no matter how ugly he is will always get laid
He's a rich guy, I'll bang him then divorce him then take ALL his money
A pathetic ripoff of The Simpsons. See also American Dad!
Up next, The Simpsons. Then another Simpsons.. I mean, Family Guy.
The unique high-five that only two men can share. The guy-five entails a quick, powerful collision of palms quickly followed by either an elaborate, made-up-on-the-spot handshake, or oftentimes, a manly embrace. Guy-fives are limited only to situations in which no females are present.
Dan: I heard you got that promotion.
Steve: Yeah, and I heard you got that chick.
<Guy-Five>
(noun) a mooch, friend who constantly requests items or services with the false promise to repay the favor. usually ends up keeping items for longer than the agreed time period.
(verb) to ask to borrow or to ask for a favor
"yooo lemme borrow your controller ill give it to you tomorrow" *takes a week and a half to give it back
(3 days later)
"yooo lemme borrow your controller again"
"yooo sell me $12 worth of weed"
"you should let me yo guy your car for the weekend. im gonna try to yo guy my way into this girls pants"