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A deadly weapon that is both melee and ranged. The slippers have high accuracy and aerodynamic while thrown flat. It can also attack with incredible speed due to the length of the weapon. It can also be used by other people it only has to be a slipper of a mother
child: Mom my brother hit me
Dad: Ok let me take your mom's slipper and teach him a lesson
Brother: "HINGH PITCHED SCREEMING"
A “mom prom” is when a mother chapperones her child’s prom and it’s more about the mom and her hideous dress. The mom was never invited to prom and she’s making up for not getting invited. The daughter or son is mortified by their mother, how she looks and acts at the prom.
The dress she was wearing made her look like she was a contestant from Toddlers and Tiaras. The dress had giant poofy sleeves, way too many sparkles and a ribbon tied in back. The dress made her look like she was going to a “mom prom”.
Something you call someone who tries to censor or control your online life so that you are more positive and non-judgmental of others.
Duke: Man, I saw what you commented on Janice's post of her in her bikini. Not nice. So she still has some baby fat. I think you should remove that comment and replace it with an encouraging compliment.
Buck: Whatever! She's kinda chunky and too pale! What are you, my online moms now? You want to hit it! Admit it!
Music, specifically within the Rap/Hip-Hop genre, that is appealing to "Moms." This predominately consists of artists such as Flo Rida, Pitbull, Iggy Azalea, etc.
Son: "Hey mom, can you put on some tunes?"
Mom: "Sure sweetie!"
*proceeds to insert 'Mom Rap' mix tape in CD player*
Mom and Son: "OOOOOOOOoooooh someTIIIIIIIIIIIMES I Get a GoooOOOD FEEEEElin' YEeeeeeAAah...."
An old hypocritical lady usually named Karen or Margret which will throw a bible if you commit a sin such as cussing.
My friend said crap and his mom threw a bible a him and made him read it until he has made up for his sins. His mom is such a bible mom.
Hey Doug, I went to the zoo with Carol’s kids Saturday and after we put them down to bed I got waist deep in her mom socket. We fucked until the sun came up.
A middle age woman with her children in a stroller in any public space.
Originated from the gang of woman running around the neighborhood with there strollers.
"I can't walk two steps without running into someone."
"I know there are way to many stroller moms at Disney today."