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When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ
I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job!
A form of art created with paint and a paintbrush.
I hung up my painting in the living room after I cleaned my hands.
A fun activity for you and your partner
A: “hey babe you want to do some painting later?”
B: “Hun! The kids are around!”
An action of putting your feelings in Form of drawing sauce, Of which the color is depending on the feeling, on a white sheet/paper/touchy drawing computer. The Artist, though, has to suffer a certain amount of pain while creating the piece for it to be called a "painting" (pain-ting)
"Do you hear that?"
"Oh, yeah, lemme check if she's OK.
" uh, Michelle are you OK?"
*Michelle sits on the floor crying, with a canvas in front of her*
" oh, nevermind, she's just painting. "
If you would like to keep your sanity, I would recommend not using this app, otherwise you risk getting annoyed into insanity.
Many fonts broken, it changes to segoe ui, cant be bold, and it crashes without reason, so its forever gone as it doesnt autosave. Makes people wanting to break things out of rage.
Person
*makes text box*
*chooses font*
*starts typing*
*ms paint immediately freezes*
*ms paint crashes unsaved and it's gone*
*starts loudly pounding into table*
*smashes the keyboard*
*yells profanities about ms paint out of window being heard for miles*
used in basketball, when someone dunks with opposing playerS trying to block it.
speaker 1: this boy bouta get killed
speaker 2: nah man he's going up in the paint
a pair of idiots, specifically two girls who want ridiculously impossible and stupid christmas wishes
nicolette and hannah is shiny paint, hella dumb.