phone monkey

A slang term used to describe a phone-in customer, who is so unprepared in their questioning, and ignorant of their own specific needs, that their attempts at communication to the listener, sound almost primate-like in nature.

"The 'phone monkey' on other end of the line, can't tell me what kind of bike he has!"

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nokia phones

Nokia Phones are literally indestructible, i used a hammer, a drill, a fucking blade saw, but it didn't work.

JImmy's has 3985 nokia phones, non are indestructible.

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Guy-phone

slang term referring to apple product iphone.

Bro #1: "Dude, the flashlight ran out of batteries on the camping trip, but we used my GUY-PHONE as a flashlight to fine more batteries!!"

Bro #2: "Great GUY-PHONE story man. I used my GUY-PHONE the other day to scan bar-codes on everything at walmart and get pretty much everything price-matched."

Bro #3:"But you guys never can watch my snowboard videos I put online because your GUY-PHONES don't support flash."

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phone cockslap

A situation where you dominate a girl over text that you actually cock slap the phone.

girl:"oh babe I cant believe how right you are about that"
dude: "yes, I know. I am the son of Zeus" *phone cockslap*

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Phone Boy

A male smartphone. MePhone4 is a prime example of this.

MePhone4 is a phone boy at his finest.

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grandma phone

A gay flip phone with huge keys and no texting, like a Grandma would have.

Joe: Hey Jim, can I have your number?
"Joe pulls out his phone"
Jim: What the hell type of phone is that?! Can you even text? What a grandma phone.

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fogel phone

When your cellphone vibrates and you press a button to see what's going on, and see all it wanted to do was tell you the time.

Dude, my phone just pulled off a fogel phone.

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