It's a way of showing off your affection anywhere and everywhere and always ends up with no clothes and children either in the mouth, being made or on the boobs
When you don't see someone after getting a new girlfriend because they are almost constantly having sex.
"Man, I haven't seen Tim in a while..."
"Yeah, he got a new girlfriend; he turned into a real Poon Hermit."
Intercourse in the woods while camping or boondocking.
My wife and i like to go pine pooning in the woods while camping.
When you try to start a conversation w a girl but she shuts you down hardcore
1. Hey did you follow up with that girl from the mixer?
I tried to but she totally pooned me
2.this ugly guy is tryna Snapchat me right now I’m bouta poon his ass
a phrase used by the members of comedy trio ‘the lonely island’ to describe being mocked or shown up.
andy: jorm is being viciously pooned right now.
jorma: this isn’t that vicious of a pooning. ive been viciously pooned before.
A fool, a loser, the dumbest of all dummies. A playful term used to describe someone who is being an idiot, or not making sense.
"What the fuck does that mean you poon toon?"
A playful term used to describe someone who is behaving in a silly, stupid, idiotic, or dumb manner that doesn't make sense to anyone else.
"What the fuck are you talking about you poon toon?"