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When you try to start a conversation w a girl but she shuts you down hardcore
1. Hey did you follow up with that girl from the mixer?
I tried to but she totally pooned me
2.this ugly guy is tryna Snapchat me right now I’m bouta poon his ass
any injury that will increase your chances of getting laid by a girl, any injury that will incure women to feel sorry for you and get there panties wet
Dude, did that guy just get punched in the face for trying to save a puppy, thats the ultimate poon wound. I was just shot after beating ten men with my bare hands, this is a great poon wound
A sex doll shaped like winnie the pooh with a vagina for horny weirdos to shove their cocks inside
I went to Spencer gifts to buy a new Winnie the Poon doll to make love to
A person, usually a male unless homosexual, collects plenty of women and hogs them from the other men
The Jamaican to all the nice african women from Niger, and none of the Ethiopian taxi cab drivers could get some poon, there he is a poon haggler
The act of completely destroying somebody figuratively or literally slapping someone with/or in the vagina
I beat that idiot in dodgeball by so much that I poon slapped his ass.
When I was fucking her she wanted me to fist her so I poon slapped her.
A shelter or some form of mobile dwelling placed on a sand bar for romantic escapades
“Hey hot stuff, finish that beer real quick so we can hit up the poon saloon as soon as they’re done in there”