Semen that leaks out of an ass after fill-up
Steve's underwear showed signs of poop goop.
When your pretty sure it's just a fart, but you're gonna push that thing out with some force, so you sit down on the toilet just in case some poop's gonna follow
Guy 1: Hold on, i need to change my pants
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I decided to go without poop insurance and ended up shitting my pants
The material you read while pooping
I had an incredible poop today and used up all the material in my poop bank
When feces unexplainably ends up on the wall next to you.
There must have been some kind of miscue and the poop hit the mini "poop trampoline" that was lying on the floor in the bathroom.
The occurrence where one is successfully able to excrete feces out of their rectum without requiring the use of toilet paper to clean up afterward, for the feces came out cleanly and smoothly.
After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.
This morning, I had a perfect-poop. An excellent way to start my day.
Poop Thong is when a girl (or guy) gets poop stains on their thong as a result of either:
a) Not wiping well enough after defecation
b) Uncontrollable explosive diarrhea
c) Anal seepage
"Yo, I heard that girl Brandi Endbare had a poop thong. It was stankier than 2 homeless mothafuckaz playin' golf on a school night, ya feel me?"
"Yeah...yeah I feel ya dawg, like a threesome between a giraffe, a hippogriff, and Ted Danson."
"Exactly mah dude, like the sickest mothafuckin' thing you ever saw. I'm talkin' sicker than a vag degreased Betty White on peyote"
"Yeah man that be some fucked up shit, thinkin' about it just makes me wanna shit a beehive"
"Better that than a poop thong. Did I tell you about that girl Brandi Endbare?"