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A technique used in male masturbation. Instead of stroking the shaft up and down, the motion is circular. Resembling the mashing of potatoes.
Steve: Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?
Tom: I got bored and tried The Mashed Potato.
Steve: What!? What was it like?
Tom: It was..... incredible.
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When your penis becomes soft in New Jersey when you are having sex with a brodette at a disgusting beach house in the bathroom on top of your cousins puke from an hour earlier.
I had so many Jagr Bombs in Belmar, that I attempted to give Vanessa the peyton manning but I went limp and tried to stuff it into her taco with a spatula just like mashed potatoes.
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Def 1: The act of cloning ones self creating a second completely identical human. This definition for the word was said to of originated in the small suburbs of Newcastle Australia.
Def 2: A nick-name given to someone as a last resort.
Def 1 E.g.
Dave: Dude, you ever thinking of having kids?
Karl: Idk, thinking about having a potato sex child.
Dave: Man! WTF?!?!?!
Def 2 E.g.
Kid 1: What nick-name are we gunna give that new kid?
Kid 2: Hmm, Im a bit messed up from that weed so I think we're gunna have to go with potato sex for now.
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A faggot. A down low brother. A man that likes to stick his root in another man's tater.
Chris: Deon seems like a pretty cool dude.
Jon: Nah man, he tried to fag on me in my own crib the other night. He a real potato man.
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Just following sexual intercourse you must proceed to ejaculate on your partners back. Using your fingers to smear the cum out into a thin layer. Allow to dry overnight, and upon waking in the morning force your partner to eat it.
I hear your mom loves my home-made potato chips!
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Derogatory term for someone of Irish decent, particularly older males who's heads resemble the texture and shape of potatoes while their faces are confoundedly baby-like.
That Brendan Gleeson is a total potato baby.
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