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When your son buys you a present and tells you what it is, then turns around and sells it before he gives it to you on Christmas. Such a Grinch act. 😢💔
A Pre Indian gift giver is when your son buys a Christmas present for his mother, tells her what it is and then turns around and sells it as he needed money. Grinch A total let down heartbreaking her heart.
Something that is paid off in advance. A phrase meaning you have already paid your dues to your girl and she has to put out whenever and wherever.
You don't gotta take that ho to the movies, bitch straight-up pre-paid.
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When playing Texas Hold em, someone places a bet before their turn.
Dude, it is my bet. That is such a pre-mature E-betulation.
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Term used to define an individual with a lower sense of "maturity". Offensive phrase used against a character described or labeled as a "motherfucker". The weaponry that these individuals habitualy use are sedimentary rocks and comedical phrases that generaly dont make sense and or doltish.
Omar is such a pre-mature fag.
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A strange illness usually contracted through iminant loss of a much loved work collegue.
Symptoms include:
Abusive behaviour on forums
Neglecting tea duties
Strange odour
Overeating
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When you accidentally send a text or e-mail without any attachment you meant to attach, or anything that you meant to write
Sorry I sent you the e-mail without the documents, I had Pre-Mature Send-aculation and hit enter before I attached the documents.
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The purposeful act of masterbation prior to a trip to Hooter's to avoid an embarrassing erection while eating.
Dan: Hey you wanna meet me at Hooters to watch the game?
Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..
Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.
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