Punk Card

(noun). An imaginary "membership" card to the punk subculture. Punk cards are often referred to by others than the "holder" of said "card,' for presentation and review. Also used to reflect "punk points" - merits and demerits reflecting the actions of the holder, based on others' scrutiny.

Person 1: "I really think capitalism is super cool"

Person 2: "Alright, let's see your punk card - yep that's minus 2 points"

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fake punk

when a band is trying to be punk...

bands like...wlel anything that happens to be in the days of....94-05, yup its true, punk is dead. it died a long time ago, with all the good music like the ramones, and the sex pistols. although the sex pistols suck now.

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pop punk

A term that many people misuse, as they confuse it with 'popular punk'. Pop punk is punk with poppy hooks, while popular punk is, as the name indicates, popular, and a very watered down version of punk.

Examples of pop punk (also known as skate punk):
NOFX
Lagwagon
Bad Religion
Pennywise
88 Fingers Louie
Anti-Flag
Rancid

Examples of popular punk:
blink 182
Yellowcard
Simple Plan
Good Charlotte

NOFX is a good pop punk band.

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gutter punk

dirty stinky punk who lives on the street and drinks alot.

uh sometimes thier like so apauled my society that they just dont want to be a part of it. So sleeping out side, waring the same thing for months and showering once every few years doesn't bother them b/c thier not superficial blah blah blah all that punk mindset stuff.

ok so this gutter punk is setting at a bar and this gay guy comes up and starts buying him drinks. and after a while he's like "hey can I get a blow job?" and the punk beats the crap out of him. so bar tender was like "why did you do that" and the gutter punk was like

"he said something about getting a job"

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Punk Muffin

a person who plays pranks and steals tv remotes

they are being punk muffins! they stole my tv remote

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preppy punk

a girl that dresses preppy but wants to be punk

damn that girl is such a preppy punk

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lame punks

people who get tiny mohawks, listen to good charlotte and claim they're punk.
sometimes claim to listen to real punk (clash/pistols) but have no clue.

lame fake punk: hey man i love punk music like the offspring, good charlotte and blink182, fuck yeah!

Flop: B'z up, im bloods although i live in australia! i own this city.

punk: Fuck Off.

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