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they have ads that are long but interesting and there mattress is pretty good
have you seen the purple mattress ads
yep
extremely fuckin cool bandana. purple, big, glorius, tight, and overall awesome
“WOAH JOHN THATS A REALLY COOL PURPLE BANDANA!” “yes”
A steamy and consensual interaction with a giraffe, who uses their very long, very purple, and very skilled tongue to go down on someone.
Did you hear about Jeff’s trip to the zoo? He got a purple slurple from Dopsy, the baby giraffe!
Jorge was slapped in the face by a purple ferp this afternoon.
When a man/female moterboats a woman so hard that her nipples turn purple, and they then have a liability to falling off, or produce curdled milk when lactating.
Dude i was purple boating a girl so hard her baby can only get sour milk outta those purple tits!
child-friendly definition of hickey
Who gave you a purple neckasaurus?!