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The sport of getting to your destination quicker than suggested by your Sat Nav
Me and me mate Dave drove up the coast for the weekend and did a bit of Sat Nav Racing. Dave beat his personal record by 2 minutes. He was well chuffed.
When a bunch of guys have a competition to see who can cum first when wacking it.
wacking it cum skeet
Guy 1: I challenge you to a skeet race!
Guy 2: You're on!
If you're a sheep and just fallow everything and everyone without knowing where you going or what you doing . just to belong to something.
Do your own thing ! Don't race to the bottom of the pile .
A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.
Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing
Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"
Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."
when you nibble on her coochie and try to get her to cream while your mom fucks a rat
dad i’m sorry but me and mom did an irish rat race
Kumsons Electric Race Team is the First and Only Electric ATV Race Team In The World. They Custom Build All there Race Machines with Full Electric Power Plants. In 2021 they Started Racing by Joining the ATV Triple Crown MX Race Series in Alberta, and have since joined Flat Track Racing Canada. Kumsons Electric Race Team has varous Championship Wins in MX and Hold the Youth ATV Provincal Championship for 2 yaers in a Row . They have 3 Racers Ready to Compete for the 2024 Season !
Kumsons Electric Race Team is going on its 4 Season of Racing in 2024 .
A 69 race is when two people in the 69 position engage in a race to see who can make the other cum first. The winner is the one who makes the other finish first. The loser MUST finish the other person off either by hand or oral.
Person 1: Dude me and Stacey had a 69-race last night.
Person 2: Who won?
Person 1: She did so I finished her off by fingering her and eating her out.