Random
Source Code
Random
Similar to a donkey ride, but a little wilder. Instead of a hairy mule, a schlongbeast will be present to perform to the special treatment required by the pleasure seekers.
Hop aboard the schlongzilla express, it's time for a schlonkey ride.
7👍 8👎
the best sport of all time. you just sit on the horse's back while it jumps over some fences or flips out. as for you jackasses who say horses are gay or w/e bullshit you people say about our equine companions, you should all fall in a holee and then die and then get eaten by some homo.
MELANIE:wow i just had the most relaxing and fun ride on my horsee!
SOME TWAT:horseback riding blows ass. what a waste of time.
**thud.....gunshot......chewing noises**
MEL:ha you just fell in a hole, died, and got eaten by a homo! you deserved it you waste of semen!**spits on dead twat**
153👍 317👎
verb – the act of vomiting in the toilet whilst grabbing the toilet seat as if the seat were a pair of horns on a bull. This act usually takes place in a public restroom where the seats are best suited for the act (closed ringed seats to not work for Riding the Bull).
“OMG, that girl is SO Riding the Bull in the bathroom – I can hear her three stalls over.”
22👍 37👎
Noun.
The practice of following an ambulance when it has its sirens on, which promises an expedient trip as all cars in front of the ambulance will have pulled off, and will not have returned to the road before you pass them.
"Dude you got here pretty fast."
"Yeah, well, I went Ambulance Riding."
5👍 5👎
to smoke marijuana and drive around while high, listening to fat beats and knowing that you're the shit.
Person 1: I just picked up /8th of white widow.
Person 2: Damn, let's go box my car and ride high.
6👍 5👎
fucking a chick, preferably fat, in the ass after she gave you head. you than tell her she gave the worse head ever and she'll try to get up and stop you from buttfucking her. if you can stay in her ass for 8 seconds your a cowboy.
i made oprah suck my dick before i fucked her in the ass so i decided to ride the bull.
42👍 72👎
Having anal sex. Riding dirty refers to having anal sex or anal intercourse, usually without a condom.
My gal loves me riding dirty.
71👍 140👎