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An expression used when something really bad happens, or really good happens.
Tom: "Dude i just won 1 million dollars worth of porn!"
Brad: "Awww Shit!"
Bob: "Sorry Ted.... but i crashed your car."
Ted: "Aww SHIT!"
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A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones
When I get off work I alternate between running on the treadmill and weights at Planet Shitness
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Excreting a log large enough to feel like your ass hole has just been raped.
See the guy waddling out of the bathroom, he must have just been shit raped.
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The act of defecating, smoking (preferably weed), drinking a beer, and jacking off, all in one bathroom break. Even better when done at work, on the clock.
Bill: "Dude, you were gone for like 7 and a half minutes, what gives?"
Ted: "Dude chill, I was shitting for the cycle, and still getting paid $6.50 per hour!!!"
Bill: "How do you feel"
Ted: "Super awesome dude!!!!
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When you intentionally clog an establishment's toilet by forcing a potato into the bottom of their toilet and then take a massive, burrito-driven dump on top of it. Then you wait and watch from a hidden table as the poor bastard tries to flush unsuccessfully and only after putting on the shoulder high gloves does he manage to extract the potato from under all that noxious, diarrhea water.
After my buddy got fired from his bartending job, I went and bought a beautiful yukon gold, had two carne asada burritos and a venti latte, and I dropped the biggest shit potato ever in their third stall. He needed two barbecue forks to loosen that evil spud.
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means alot of what you say before "like shit"
usually used after a noun or adjetive. Used in the DMV
"damn that girl is ugly like shit"
"he ate that whole burger, he fat like shit"
"he was at tha party knockin ppl out, he kimbo like shit"
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