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Something went wrong, or, something didn't happen
Shoot darn beans on a stick, I didn't get to crunk last night
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From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with okra!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Shoot out at the Okra Corral Burger, it's served with okra!"
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Basically, an insult when a friend comes up with a better idea than you will ever ever think of.
Justin: Hmm...I think I'll make a game called Counter-Strike for the computer...
Brian: Really? You should go get a gun and shoot yourself...
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Yet another Waynes World phrase.
He shoots! He scores! meaning victorious/successful.
"Would you like to talk?" - Wayne
"Sure." - Cassandra (who is a total babe)
"He shoots! He Scores!" - Wayne
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Definition 1: When a random human happens to magically appear in your house and fucks your cat and shits in its kitty litter.
Definition 2: Shooting and/or shanking one's cat, this is the most disrespectful thing you can possibly do to a person (other than ripping off their dick).
Definition 3: Taking a shit in many kitty litters and causing an uproar between cats and humans, resulting in the worlds end.
Human 1: I can't believe that you shit in my cat's kitty litter!
Human 2: I took a BIG FAT SHIT on your cat's kitty litter, deal with it.
Cat: Dafuq we talkin about again? Some douchebag came and shat in my kitty litter
Human 2: *Pulls out gun*. I WILL SHOOT YOUR FUCKING CAT!
Cat : Oh shit...
Human 1: *Screams in horror, is then shot along with his cat*
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Originally made by Adam Waugh of California, meaning "to hump".
It originated from the motion given when a gunman shoots from the hip, and the recoil of the gun gyrates his hip back and forth. This motion is often simulated, with a pistol-shaped hand at the hip, in slow motion, to point out a girl with whom one would like to "shoot from the hip" with to one's friends.
Billy was doing fine with his cousin as his date to prom until he started to shoot from the hip.
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v., the act of masturbation, more commonly known as jerking off or fapping
Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF
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