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When a man is on his back and skeets at high velocity so that it lands over his shoulder on his pillow.
Girl: Another granny shot? Wow! You are amazing...
Guy: Damn, I'm out of pillowcases.
Basically a cumshot inside the mouth but there is no swallowing of the cum involved
Even though she didnt swallow the mouth shot felt really good because she kept sucking it while i was cumming
Occurs when peeing late at night or early in the morning, (usually accompanied by an unfortunate boner) when the pee-er fails to turn on the light due to sleepiness - leading the pee-er to urinate in the darkness and get piss all over the floor.
Common responses include "fuck it" under the pee-ers' breath, but responses NEVER include cleaning the stray urine off the floor. (sometimes leaving the mother to clean it)
MOM - John, did you pee on the floor?
JOHN - Sorry, I took a shot in the dark
MOM - Fuck it
When a man puts the tip of his penis to a womans nostril and ejaculates, followed by the woman plugging her other nostril and blowing the semen out .
Like snorting blow but inhaling semen. Snot Shot "BABY"
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When someone puts their hand in your pocket and gives you a discreet hand job until completion.
"Dude, Julie gave me a pocket shot at the bar and now I have a huge protein stain on my duck heads."
When a person is knocked out cold, with one punch. Typically "one shot" is delivered from a juicehead with a running start. One shot can result in an overnight in the county jail.
"That's one shot kid, one shot!"
What seperates good porn from bad art. A full view of what makes a woman a woman.
There aint no twat shots. It's crappy porn and shitty art.