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Royal Slide

The act of pouring cooking oil on the floor of a men's room stall then getting on all fours and forcefully sliding back and forth so to satisfy both the occupied glory holes on either side of the stall. Typically mid-way through the 15 minute session the "stall beast" rotates 180 degrees so that both men get a shot at his anus and mouth. This act is usually performed in truck stops but occasionally in more upscale places such as rap concerts and trailer parks.

Man we stopped at a truck stop on I-40 near Raleigh and the line to ride the "Double Royal Slide" was out the door. I'll swing by on a 2 for 1 Tuesday."

by SlyBoots1414 August 3, 2021


Slide off

A man or woman who you sleep with occasionally on the side of a committed relationship. Example : mistress, side chick, secret lover, friend with benefits on the low.

I was with my slide off when wifey called and I had to stop out for a minute.

by Professor Dan February 20, 2018


Turtle Slides

When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.

"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."

by TechnoShamanInflux June 18, 2018


slurry sliding

a euphemism for committing suicide via laying in the snow stark naked and dying from hypothermia

yeah, I used to think about slurry sliding a lot when I lived in the mountains, not so much anymore now that I live in the sun

by funnywords8346 August 1, 2023


Reverse Slip-n-Slide

When one man (or woman) gets on their hands and knees and inserts a funnel into their butthole as another pours milk down the tube into their ass. After this point the milk chugger will have to shit and diarrhea will fly out of the funnel backwards creating a reverse slip-n-slide.

The other night I did a reverse slip-n-slide at my girl's sweet 16...shit was wild

by MacSnac December 26, 2019


Reverse Slip n Slide

When a man pumps a slip n slide with lube instead of water and a woman sits at the opposite end of the slip n slide with her legs open. The man then runs, jumps onto the slip n slide, and tries to do the coolest pose he can as he slides down the slip n slide. He slides all the way to the end, using his speed and force to penetrate the woman at the end.

Brad: Justin, why are you so oily?
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!

by wherearemyparents April 14, 2020


[Finger Jam Riff Sliding]

When you play air guitar to the new metallica song

dude i was listening to the new metallica song and i was total Finger jam riff sliding

other dude: you freak

by super sweet andrew August 29, 2008