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Special K Cereal is a common brand of cereal exclusively purchased by Caucasian mothers in an attempt to reduce their obesity, however, this refers to the slamming of stated Caucasian mother into a counter top with the force required to hospitalize and fracture the hips. After this endeavor of hip breakage, it is necessary to keep tapping that aged bun hole.
I Special K'd Daniels mom so hard that she went into a coma due to blood lost from the exchange. However, that old slut is still pregnant from my popping her grassy knoll.
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Giving anal sex, followed by a blowjob, then topping it off with a makeout session.
Ben loves doing the Benjamin Special with his girlfriend Michaela.
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noun: Similar to Happy Ending
"I'm not talkin' about a quick lick... I want the Catholic Special!!"
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When someone is covered with so much spit, beer, vomit, and especially semen, that when they walk next to a black light the light from their stains illuminates the room as well as adjacent rooms.
YO man last night was crazy, your girl was in the bathroom for the whole party passed out while guys walked in and out all night. When she came back to the dance party, the people thought the party was over cuz SHE LIT UP DA ROOOM, she was a total Blacklight Special.
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Sexual payment for gifts, bling, school work, transportation, clothes, etc. Very consensual, not forced at all. Usually an excuse for emotional envolvements that would not have normally taken place.
Not being rude, or anything, but, yeah, hmmm, sure, I will help you with your homework if you are into special favors.
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The act of either
A: giving a handjob after eating cheetos.
or
B:eating cheetos and masturbating all day
cashier:sir you are buying cheetos and lube ... are you giving a chester special tonight????
customer: yes haha
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