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To put effort and enthusiasm into a blow job.
My manager gave me a raise, I'm gonna spit shine that cock.
This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome
I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast
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When you spit in a towel multiple times after brushing your teeth.
I towel spit and my name is joe
The toilet water that splashed up and hits you in the taint while taking a shit.
There’s nothing more refreshing than a pre -rinse with sewer spit while taking a dump.
This happen when a girl proceeds to wash your dick with her mouth resulting in a Saliva Shampoo. When the job is down she should be able to see her reflection on your cock.
I wish this girl would give me a spit shampoo
When a person a person says something that makes no sense.
Person 1: "Did you know I'm dating Michael Jackson?"
Person 2: "Dude stop Spitting Squish"
Or buckspit. When you think you’re about to jock a loogie and it comes out in all directions instead.
“Dude, you got my leg with your buck spit.”