When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.
Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?
Comment: *you're
Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol
Response to comment: that is now a tainted status
A nice looking man or men that you observe from afar. A male distraction.
I was unable to perform my work duties because a handsome meat statue was in my area.
A friend or relative who always manages to make a dumbass comment on your Facebook status and ruin the effect.
Man, Jackie is such a status ruiner. Every time I post a witty status she links a YouTube video that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.
When someone is triggered and begins to post impulsively out of anger and emotion.
*Closely related to "Status Epilepticus" (different electronic devices and platform (s) )
Michael became upset over a post and began typing his responses frenetically and fanatically, in full blown Status Postilepticus.
the act of packing Copenhagen tobacco in large quantities.
tom- "you still packing lips?"
mike - "yeah, I'm on that Garbo status"
a dude that gets stiff as bricks around girl
black face: yo dude stop acting all stiff.
White man: what you mean?
black face: everytime your around girls you act like mr. statue