taking the piss

vb. Medical.

When one is asked to provide a urine sample at a hospital, clinic or doctor's surgery, one hands the jar to a nurse who is said to 'take the piss'.

I had to go to the clinic and the nurse took the piss out of me

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Cold Take

An opinion or prediction regarding a sports team or player that ends up becoming not true.
It can also regard to real life things.

Stephen A Smith predicting that the LA Clippers would not win a game vs the Golden State Warriors was a cold take
Collin Cowherd predicting the end of the Patriots Dynasty was a cold take
The MSM predicting Hillary Clinton to win the U.S Presidency was a freezing cold take

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taking a basket

Its when you go to someones house and knock on there door, and go in and F*** the hell out of them, its like in the old times when you bring over cookies. but you bust n there house doin the shocker.

Matt: When are you going to take a basket to Natalie.
Jon Wayne: Whenever i feel like GAAH
Matt: I wish you would get out of my life and shut up.

KOOLAID BITCHES!!!

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taking no prisoners

phrase used to describe when one gets very drunk, near blackout, and then commits ridiculous actions that earn them fame and a true legacy. phrase is in honor of John Belushi's "No Prisoners!" line in Animal House

"Man, last night i drank so much liquor and then performed an outrageous lip-sync of "Bohemian Rhapsody" to all my friends. I was taking no prisoners last night!"

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take a knee

To get down on one knee to suck a mans penis. It may also refer to taking two knees, for if reciever lasts longer than 15 seconds.

Norman was being a real dick on friday so i told him to take a knee and smile like a donut

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take a seat

a phrase most commonly used to shut someone down completely.

Sam: hey can i take the pass to go to the bathroom
Teacher: Hey! Take a seat!

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Take Aim

A wonderfully British band, very punk, very rock. Winners of the Battle of the Bands 2004, lovers of Blink 182 (but don't hold it against them) and generally all-round good Christians!

"I saw Take Aim tonight. They were good. I think. I wasn't really listening."

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